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Saturday, October 30, 2010

A Girls First Time Joke

Dear Dumb Diary..


reminder : Assume you are a girl if you are a boy
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It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him

off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he

approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely.

He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found

the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but

he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes

and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before. His cool

smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him ;more room for an easy

entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his

time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses

;closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout

your body and you feel the slight trickle of

blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too

painful.Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod

for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are

now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel

something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad

to
have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a

chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your DENTIST. After all, it was your first time to have

a tooth pulled.


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